Showing posts with label gym membership. Show all posts
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Auld Lang Syne

I've been thinking recently about my New Years resolution, and I think I've come up with a real winner combination:

1.) I will record everything I eat (not in a "I have a gym membership that I use and I think adding up calories and saturated fats is a good way to spend my free time" kind of way) but rather a daily entry in my blog that will hopefully always include pictures and humorous stories about food. Maybe if you guys know what I'm consuming, I'll stop being such a fat depressed whore. I kid, I kid.
2.) I vow to read every single Charles Mee play ever written, and honey, there are a shit ton (45 to be exact). I've already read 9 I believe, but I have a hefty amount of crazy esoteric wonderfulness to still get through.


Let me know what your New Year's Resolutions are. Get a job, start your own rodeo, acquire obesity?