More Gaga

I just discovered something quite beautiful from Lady Gaga's Bad Romance:

I want your Psycho
Your Vertigo stick
I want you in my Rear Window
Baby you're sick

Anyone else see the theme here? All Alfred Hitchcock films. This so made my day. Now I'm obsessively clawing through all of her lyrics to find more extremely clever homages.

And while I'm here, I'd like to share with all of you the song that I've been listening to religiously for about two weeks now. Maybe it's the strained lounge singer voice, or the twangy black and white western guitar sound, I don't know, but I'm in love.

If Love is a Red Dress (Hang me in Rags)

Obscene amounts of... documentation.

This is the beginning. I began documenting my eating habits the morning of January 6th, 2010. In addition, I also began documenting at least one memorable moment from each day.

January

The 6th- Standing outside an apartment with several friends and our friend Christian emerging from the hot room steaming. He literally had steam billowing off the top of his head for a good five minutes.

• An obscene amount of chocolate kisses



• 2 pieces of pizza



• I went to Carls Jr. for the first time in my entire life and shared the following with J.r. and Cait:
  

1. Zucchini Poppers



2. Waffle Fries



3. Chicken strips
   

• 1 Squirt
  

The 7th- Driving up to Snow Bowl and sitting in the car while a man who looked like James Earl Jones stood by the trunk and stared at us.

• 1 Apple Granola Bar



• Mexican Food at El Charo's
  

1. 1 Enchilada



2. 1 Tostada



3. 1 shredded beef taco



4. Beans and Rice
   

The 8th- Making a fork statue at Cocoas and placing our tip within it

• A toasted English Muffin with Peanut butter and jelly



• Some angel hair pasta with Parmesan



• One teaspoon of granola



• 2 teacups of milk



• A Cocoa's hamburger with sweet potato fries



• 2 Saltines dipped into Caits potato soup



• 1 tomatoe slice
  

The 9th- Buying chicken, waffle mix, and Kool-Aid at the grocery store as well as going to see The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus with Kaia for her birthday

• Chicken and Waffles with syrup



• Milk



• A Pepsi



• Eggplant Parmesan with bread sticks and salad



• A Shirley Temple



• Candy at the movies:
  

1. Some Junior Mints



2. Some Cookie Dough bites



3. A Peach ring
   

The 10th- Staying up really late even though Cait had work the next day to take about a million pictures and it never getting old.

• Egg McMuffin



• Some eggs with green chili's and a little sausage



• Some Funyuns



• Ice Cream



• Dots



• Pepsi



• Two tacos with Avocado



• Yet another Pepsi



• 3 Marshmallows



• a Graham cracker
  

All in all, a healthy day.

The 11th- Talking to someone who I though had forgotten me and then realizing they still remembered my name. Finding out my flight was cancelled and being able to have one more day with my friends.

• 2 Cups of Coffee



• Hash browns, two poached eggs, and toast with grape jelly



• Some kettle corn



• A granola almond cookie



• More black coffee



• A chicken quesadilla shared with Andi at Ralberto's



• A piece of pizza...Feta? The works?... I was a bit hazy

The 12th- Dying Zach's hair using bobby pins, tinfoil, toothbrushes, and all. Feeling like a professional.

• Two little pancakes with sprinkles ad syrup



• Some roasted almonds



• Some spicy rice chips



• An airplane coke



• A bottle of Pepsi
  

The 13th- Sleeping at the Sheraton (for free- Thanks United Airlines). Coming home.

• Another airplane coke



• Stir fry with brown rice



• a little cinnamon roll



• a cup of milk



• a Pepsi



• M&M's



• another mini Cinnamon roll



• Spaghetti and turkey meatballs
  

And I just can't help myself

Hello again old friend.

I'm back! I'm finally back! And I'm so happy to be. So happy in fact, that I could do a magic show!

If that video wasn't proof enough, I'm glad to let everyone know that I have begun a passionate love affair with 'Arrested Development'. My friend Andi let me borrow Season 1 a few days back and I'm almost done. I hate that I always begin my love affairs with the shows that have been road hogged and left out wet (canceled, I think is what I was getting at there). I guess I've just always been attracted to those 70 year old hookers who can't really figure out where the lipstick goes anymore.

Now that I'm done with that, it's time for me to get back into the swing of things. As promised, I am sticking to my New Years resolution of documenting what I eat every day for a year. I'll be adding these periodically. No real order, not that that's coming as a real shock to anybody.

I'm also going to be filling you guys in on my most recent cooking endeavours while simultaneously shoving a plethora of movie critiques down your throats after, of course, I finely chopping them in my new food processor which deserves a golden pedestal, I said God Damn!

So much to tell and so much time to tell it.