Queeny
A large black woman in her past life. She was probably very good at making grits and most likely participated in a Baptist church choir.
Connie
Not my dog. Will sit there for hours without moving. Terrifying as shit. Was probably a bouncer or a fucking psycho in a past life.
Tommy
In a past life, this cat was definitely one of those white guys that enjoyed egg salad and scrubbed his toilet with a toothbrush religiously every day.
This is a picture of him mid sneeze.
