I always feel like I have so much I want to put in my blog, but when I actually sit down to write, I go... blank. So for now, a list:
1. I ate raviolis for breakfast.
2. I had a dream about me and two people I knew from high school (Andi and Janek), and we were trying to cook bacon, but we couldn't remember how to. We put some on a cookie sheet and put it in the oven, we put some in the microwave. We then found a copper baking pan that was covered in dried up something or other, and while we were trying to clean it my mother ran in and started screaming, "No! Don't use the copper! It's so hard to clean!" I have no idea what any of this means.
3. I am currently watching Rachel Ray. That woman uses her hands like crazy. Even when she's holding a bushel of parsley. She just said EVOO. I am content with life.
4. Two Words: Hedda Lettuce. This mother knows what she's doing. She also has a blog. "Mmm, yummy."Just go.
5. I cleaned my room. Event of the century.
6. I am obsessed with Mapquest. It amazes me that the internet can tell me exactly how long it will take, and how much it will cost to get to Baltimore Maryland from Arcata California. I waste the majority of my life planning fake road trips.
7. Paul Deen made a turduken. Strike me down Jesus. That woman is heaven sent, and very much like my grandmother... if my grandmother was Southern and crazy.
8. Later today, I will be coring a pineapple for the first time.
9. So I was looking for a picture of bacon to put in this post, and along the way I found one to many pictures of bacon bikinis. Google bacon, it's seriously the first result.
This is how I deal with the bums in Arcata
