I always feel like I have so much I want to put in my blog, but when I actually sit down to write, I go... blank. So for now, a list:
1. I ate raviolis for breakfast.
2. I had a dream about me and two people I knew from high school (Andi and Janek), and we were trying to cook bacon, but we couldn't remember how to. We put some on a cookie sheet and put it in the oven, we put some in the microwave. We then found a copper baking pan that was covered in dried up something or other, and while we were trying to clean it my mother ran in and started screaming, "No! Don't use the copper! It's so hard to clean!" I have no idea what any of this means.
3. I am currently watching Rachel Ray. That woman uses her hands like crazy. Even when she's holding a bushel of parsley. She just said EVOO. I am content with life.
4. Two Words: Hedda Lettuce. This mother knows what she's doing. She also has a blog. "Mmm, yummy."Just go.
5. I cleaned my room. Event of the century.
6. I am obsessed with Mapquest. It amazes me that the internet can tell me exactly how long it will take, and how much it will cost to get to Baltimore Maryland from Arcata California. I waste the majority of my life planning fake road trips.
7. Paul Deen made a turduken. Strike me down Jesus. That woman is heaven sent, and very much like my grandmother... if my grandmother was Southern and crazy.
8. Later today, I will be coring a pineapple for the first time.
9. So I was looking for a picture of bacon to put in this post, and along the way I found one to many pictures of bacon bikinis. Google bacon, it's seriously the first result.
This is how I deal with the bums in Arcata
2 comments:
Don't use the copper! Fuck!
I highly appreciate everything here.
Except Rachel Ray because she's a whore.
Bacon tits are not the tits.
That is all.
I can't comment on simply one thing:
1. Ravioli? For breakfast? (An insipid pop-culture reference to those damn Reese's puff cereal commercials. You know the ones.)
2. Analysis: Your mother will ruin your hopes and dreams.
3. Cait can suck a dick, because Rachel is fab, and hands make me horny.
4. You know what I love about her? She's refreshingly different, and yet all I've ever wanted in a drag queen. Eh, that's just me though.
5. FUCK. Whaaaaaattttt?
6. Another thing that people don't normally use, and yet it's so beautiful and useful. I tell people, don't get lost, pull up a mapquest. And nobody does it. Fuck.
7. Eff, I know the 'to' part and the 'duck' part, but what's the 'en' part? What, is it Hen? Shit, that woman.
8. It actually turned out quite beautiful, especially the leafy garnish.
9. Holy shit, you're right. I shouldn't have ever doubted you.
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