Okay, so right now I'm watching 'Bewitched'. Not the neat-o, vintage, "I'm so cool for watching this" one from the 60's, but the new bastardized one that I absolutely adore. It even stares Will Ferrel, and even though every fiber of my being tells me that I should hate him, I can't get enough of his pig like whining, and his fat sweaty stomach which, I might add, is covered in what may be classified as chest hair but looks like a... a uh.... there is nothing to liken it to.
P.s.- Jason Schwartzman and Steve Carell are both in this movie. Can the three of us please get married?
So on a less creepy note, I've been in Eureka for the last few hours. I spent like 2 hours in PetCo. This particular store had a bird room that was basically a sound proof glass box in the middle of the store. I went inside of it and felt more relaxed than I have in months. It was amazing. I watched one bird for about 20 minutes straight. He was desperately trying to get to this little hanging perch in the middle of the cage and no matter what he did he couldn't get there. It was devastating. Then I got bored and looked at the turtles for like 2 minutes (I'm pretty sure one was dead, but I'm hoping against it). Then I saw 3 mice trying to run on a wheel all at the same time. It was terrifying but thrilling. Then I went to Pier 1 Imports and there were lots of lovely things and kitchen gadgets shaped like various animals.
It's been a wonderful day.
You see what I'm saying? Let me know what you think that 'chest dressing' looks like.
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